victoriouselise:

im afraid your son is completely obsessed with birds…we cannot bring him back…im sorry…he is a lost caws

realmonstrosities:

The Pelican Flower is a Central American vine with huge flowers that bloom for just two days before they wilt and die.

The first day is spent using the stench of death and decay to attract flies which get trapped overnight within the depths of the flower. They’re only let out the next day, after a dowsing of pollen, so they can get trapped by a whole new flower and pollinate it in the process.

Pelican Flowers get their name from looking a bit like a pelican from the side. I guess Malevolent Alien Chrysalis Flower didn’t catch on.

…Images: dl7tny/Cary Bass/Kew on Flickr/Brian Chiu/Brian Henderson

libutron:

Gouldian Finches

Erythrura gouldiae (Passeriformes - Estrildidae), commonly known as Gouldian Finch, Lady Gouldian Finch, Gould’s Finch or the Rainbow Finch, is an Endangered species endemic to North Australia.

The adults are vividly multicolored, and exhibit three different facial color-morphs: black-headed (most common), red-headed and yellow-headed (rare). In this photo you can see two of the three morphs.

Reference: [1]

Photo credit: ©Alwyn Simple

Locality: Near Mataranka, Northern Territory, Australia

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theoceanowl:

Pixel art of Poncho the bearded dragon :)

theoceanowl:

Pixel art of Poncho the bearded dragon :)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

[8:11:56 PM] Danny: AUTO
[8:12:01 PM] Danny: ATUM
[8:12:06 PM] bucky: auto

[8:16:17 PM] auto: beep beep
[8:16:30 PM] Danny: IM LSUGHING BUT IM CRYING
[8:17:48 PM] auto: *turns on headlights* [gentle revving]
[8:17:55 PM] Danny: WHY
[8:17:58 PM] Danny: IM SORRY
[8:19:35 PM] auto: [revving intensifies]

sneakyfeets:

gg-rain:

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD

HOLY

FCUKING

SHIT

I KNEW THIS WOULD BE GAY THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL THIS IS NOT SUBTEXT THIS IS ACTUAL FUCKING DIRECTLY SAID LESBIAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

karrionndoll:

blvckchlorophyll:

happysadwildrad:

Poussey is a legend

Poussey is life

And POUSSEY IS MY FUCKING WIFE

fairy-wren:

Crimson-rumped Toucanet in Nest-hole (by Jeff Dyck)



kabinessence:

tUnE-yArDs // Real Thing

I come from the land of slaves
Let’s go Redskins, let’s go Braves
You want the truth in tones
Dig this dirt and sift out the bones

galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

happy bday to my buddy trustthapo 

+ lil monet

Hey Lauren, I gotta join in on this weird animal art thing BECAUSE:

Okay so when I was a kid my parents had this book called After Man, a Zoology of the Future which was basically some scientists and an artist getting together and deciding which animals would (in thousands of years) procreate OUTSIDE of their species and make weird ass hybrid animals with cool ass superpowers. I was super into this book as a kid, though, like I had all of the facts about these weird animals basically memorized and maybe also had some nightmares about them. Because some of them are cute but some of them could only exist if spawned directly from hellfire.

Like these guys:

I mean bats are cool but….

And these dudes:

(Who knew vacuum cleaners could get busy with antelopes AND polar bears? APPARENTLY AT THE SAME TIME????)

I mean

I guess it’s a good thing that we will all apparently be gone by this point.

Or, you know, will have evolved to look like THIS: